Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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