i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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