Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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