The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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