nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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