the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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