Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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