I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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