They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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