found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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