Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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