god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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