I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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