i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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