I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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