I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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