ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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