I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Do vagina's smell?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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