I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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