I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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