she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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