Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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