I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think my vagina is haunted
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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