Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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