what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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