I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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