His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone đ
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I should have known it wouldnât work. Someone saved in her phone as âSubway Sexâ called the week before the wedding
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