I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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