where am i from again
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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