my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
