I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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