I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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