He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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