sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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