I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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