I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I forget how to act sober
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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