He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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