I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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