I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize