My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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