Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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