your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I think your dad took our porno
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm like, not good at living.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
