He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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