i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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