Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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