Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
they're like a gay fantastic four
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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