like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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