worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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