Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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