the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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