So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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