he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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