we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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