I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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