hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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