so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Two words: blizzard sex
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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