he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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