And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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