I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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