Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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