if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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