just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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